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'To the Pub' Sledging Snowmen Jumper
Snowmen sledging their way to the pub – and the same listing has dozens more designs, from reindeer to elf hoods.
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Seven aisles of festive knitwear. Every pick is a real Amazon.co.uk listing.
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Men's Christmas Jumpers
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Women's Christmas Jumpers
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Funny & Rude Christmas Jumpers
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Light-Up Christmas Jumpers
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Family & Couples Christmas Jumpers
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Kids' Christmas Jumpers
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Christmas Jumpers for Dogs
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This year's top picks
Our favourites from every category – well reviewed, in stock and suitably festive.
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Knitted Reindeer & Snowflake Jumper
A cosy knitted jumper with reindeer and snowflakes – cute rather than cringe.
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Cheeky Santa Jumper
A knitted Santa with a cheeky twist – guaranteed to get a reaction at the works do.
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Beer Glasses Fair Isle Jumper
Looks like classic Fair Isle from a distance… until you spot the pints woven into the pattern.
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Light-Up Rudolph Jumper
Rudolph wrapped in a string of built-in LED bulbs – one of Amazon's most popular light-up jumpers.
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Matching Reindeer Jumper for Women, Men & Kids
One knitted reindeer-and-snowflake design in adult and kids' sizes – made for the family Christmas photo.
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Girls' Reindeer & Santa Sweatshirt
A soft cotton sweatshirt with a festive reindeer and Santa design – easy for Christmas Jumper Day at school.
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Santa Claus Dog Jumper
Turns your pooch into a pint-sized Santa.
Check price on Amazon – Santa Claus Dog Jumper (opens in new tab)How to pick the perfect ugly Christmas jumper
Decide how ugly you're going. There's a sliding scale – a smart Nordic Fair Isle you can wear to Christmas lunch at one end, and a flashing, 3D-printed, pun-covered monstrosity at the other. Office parties and Christmas Jumper Day reward the latter.
Size up if in doubt. Knitted novelty jumpers often come up a little small and you'll probably wear a shirt underneath. Always check the size chart on the Amazon listing before ordering.
Order early. The most popular designs sell out in December. Ordering by late November means you're not stuck with whatever's left.
Light-up jumpers need batteries. Most LED jumpers have a removable battery pack – check the listing for the battery type and take it out before washing.
Christmas Jumper Day
Every December, schools and workplaces across the UK wear their festive knits for Save the Children's Christmas Jumper Day. It's the perfect excuse to grab something properly ugly for the whole family – including the dog.