NOROZE
Cheeky Santa Jumper
A knitted Santa with a cheeky twist – guaranteed to get a reaction at the works do.
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Xact
Beer Glasses Fair Isle Jumper
Looks like classic Fair Isle from a distance… until you spot the pints woven into the pattern.
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NOROZE
'Happy Birthday Jesus' Jumper
Wishes the reason for the season many happy returns – a long-standing Amazon favourite.
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Xact
'Sexy & I Snow It' Jumper
A pun so bad it's good, on a crew-neck knit.
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Sanfran Clothing
Nakatomi Plaza Party 1988 Sweatshirt
Settles the 'is Die Hard a Christmas film?' debate once and for all. Yippee-ki-yay.
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Christmas Jumpers – Nostalgic
'Lovely Jubbly' Only Fools Jumper
For Del Boy devotees – a festive printed sweatshirt with a nod to Only Fools and Horses. Cushty.
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TUONROAD
Over-the-Top 3D Print Christmas Sweatshirt
Eye-watering, photo-realistic 3D-printed festive designs – pick the most outrageous one on Amazon. No knitting needles involved.
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shelikes
Novelty Christmas Knit Sweatshirt
A bright, loud, 100% acrylic novelty knit in a range of festive designs.
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HSA
Novelty Christmas Jumper – Many Designs
Unisex novelty knits in loads of designs – football, wine, presents and more. Pick your favourite on Amazon.
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Know your audience. A Die Hard or Only Fools jumper is safe for almost any office; save the cheekier designs for friends who'll appreciate them.
Puns travel well. A good festive pun works on everyone from your nan to your boss – and it's a conversation starter at a party where you don't know anyone.
Want it to flash as well as amuse? Head over to the light-up jumpers.